What can you say to David Cameron about the loss of his bike. Knowing the area as I do Dave I wouldn't leave my bike outside of a William Hills, which is a bit of a magnet for drug dealers, users and general naughty blokes.
I do hope he was popping into Tesco's and not to the bookies for something else.
No doubt there will be a purge on bike thefts by the greater gods keen to ingratiate themselves with the next prime minister. Watch this space !!